Bram bakes and is a lawyer. Yosef designs and is a city planner. Clio grew up working in the food industry and is an MBA student.

They all eat cake.

Straight Friendly Cakes is a response to Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, 584 U.S. _ (2018). We believe that all people, even straights, deserve to enjoy the very best classic American layer cakes and baked goods, free from discrimination.

Every one of our cakes, cookies, and brownies is crafted using the freshest, finest ingredients, with an obsessive attention to detail and technique that only a corporate litigator and his besties can muster. And we do it without taking ourselves too seriously.

How good can a simple yellow cake with chocolate frosting taste? Why is everyone obsessed with Red Velvet? Let us show you. With each bite, we hope you are reminded why everything we make is, or should be, in the pantheon of great American desserts.

Follow our journey as we build from scratch a company that celebrates simple and perfected flavors, social responsibility and inclusion, and uncompromisingly delicious and precision-crafted cakes.

Please enjoy!

For orders and inquiries, please contact:

Bram Schumer

straightfriendlycakes@gmail.com

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